Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
hufflepuff sounds like tumblr
You win this round, Hufflepuff.
just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me
This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet. Epic times indeed
group photo everyone
hey i look really good in this one
FUCK I BLINKED
what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
OH GOD WHY
Osric chatting with a fan and balancing a chihuahua.
HE HAS A TARDIS ON HIS SHELF
is that mayonnaise
nah son that looks more like marshmallow fluff
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
Well Doctor Who and Sherlock fandoms, we tried. We honestly tried.
But we’re down too.
It’s okay we’ll have each other’s backs.
Stock up everyone and come in close.
have i ever mentioned how much i love this website
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
dean was utterly unprepared for that level of sass
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on